Why was a pitcher winning everything? Because Kershaw was so dominant for the Dodgers that the hitters were considering just staying in the dugout to save time.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
My fist is clenched... with joy!