Why was it a surprise? Because EA dropped a Battle Royale with zero marketing and it actually worked, giving us “pings” so we didn’t have to talk to strangers.
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Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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Classic. Simply classic.