Why did “The King” head West? Because he won everything in the East and decided that Hollywood needed a new lead actor, turning the Staples Center into the most expensive ticket in town.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
I choose to believe it’s funny.