“I’m feeling like Sadness today.” “Because of the movie?” “No, because I just realized my student loans will outlive me.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
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Equality for all jokes!