2003 Archive: The Master and Commander
My husband thinks he’s a sea captain now. He calls the hallway “the starboard side.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Archive: The Master and Commander
2003 Archive: The Best Sound Win
Why did the musical sweep? Because if the audience can’t hear the tap shoes, the movie is just people moving their feet nervously. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Sound Win
2002 Legacy: The Zipper
I’m a bag. I’m just “teeth-ing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Sarbanes-Oxley Miracle
Why did the lawyer name his new yacht “Sarbanes-Oxley”? Because the law was so complicated it paid for the boat, the crew, and the offshore… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sarbanes-Oxley Miracle
2001 Archive: The Harry Potter
A guy walks into a bar and waves a stirrer like a wand. “Butterbeer, please!” The bartender says, “I can give you a Guinness and… Read More »2001 Archive: The Harry Potter
1999 Classic: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Californication)
Why did they go to the moon? Because in 1999, a CGI music video about a video game was the most “futuristic” thing we could… Read More »1999 Classic: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Californication)
1998 Archive: The Pokemon Red/Blue Release
I’m a grown adult and I’m trying to decide if I’m a “Charmander” or a “Squirtle.” (I’m a Bulbasaur, but don’t tell anyone). Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Pokemon Red/Blue Release
1998 Vintage: The Michael Owen Goal
Why was Argentina running in circles? Because an 18-year-old kid from England ran past their entire defense so fast he almost left his jersey behind.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Michael Owen Goal
1998 Archive: The “There’s Something About Mary” Hair Alert
Why was the hairspray usage so high? Let’s just say we all learned a lesson about being careful with “hair gel” at the dinner table.… Read More »1998 Archive: The “There’s Something About Mary” Hair Alert
1997 Legacy: The Spice Girls Fan
Four girls walk into a bar and demand five drinks. The bartender asks, “Why five?” They scream, “Because we really, really, really wanna zigazig ha!”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Spice Girls Fan