Why did the lawyer name his new yacht “Sarbanes-Oxley”? Because the law was so complicated it paid for the boat, the crew, and the offshore docking fees.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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