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2008 Classic: The Emo Hair Sunset

Why did the geometry teacher celebrate in September? Because the massive, sideswept emo bangs trend was finally fading, allowing him to see both of his students’ eyes for the first time in three years.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
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Missing the physical book catalogs and realizing that scrolling t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/15/2004 00:12Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Terminator_T80002/24/2011 10:02I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Flash_Player_Fan02/16/2006 17:24Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Cheers_Norm07/07/2001 03:03Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Overclocker_Pro09/30/2015 21:01My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Thundercats_Ho11/21/2008 07:48Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Orange_Mocha_F03/06/2008 19:31Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Reddit_Original04/22/1997 07:32The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Frag_Master_9901/23/2013 17:25Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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