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1998 Archive: The “There’s Something About Mary” Hair Alert

Why was the hairspray usage so high? Let’s just say we all learned a lesson about being careful with “hair gel” at the dinner table.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher04/26/1999 20:56As if! This is too funny.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/15/1998 20:14A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Charmed_Ones11/12/2005 17:01The power of three... laughs!
@Iron_Man_Tony11/21/2009 16:07I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Overclocker_Pro07/16/2005 11:33My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/16/2014 04:26Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Rocket_Power_9910/01/2014 10:57We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Anonymous_User01/16/2010 04:42We are many. We are laughing.
@Browser_War_V08/04/1997 04:32Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Filter_Fanatic01/03/1995 16:17This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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