Why was Argentina running in circles? Because an 18-year-old kid from England ran past their entire defense so fast he almost left his jersey behind.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
The farce is strong with this one!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.