Why did the musical sweep? Because if the audience can’t hear the tap shoes, the movie is just people moving their feet nervously.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Still digging for more humor!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.