2001 Archive: The Max Payne Slow-Mo
I wish I could do “Bullet Time” every time my boss asks me for a status report. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Max Payne Slow-Mo
1999 Vintage: The Office Space Movie
Why did it resonate in D.C.? Because every government worker in ’99 also wanted to take a baseball bat to their printer. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Office Space Movie
1999 Archive: The eBay Win
“I just bought a ‘vintage’ 1998 pager on eBay!” “Why?” “I want to be able to ignore people with style when the world ends.” Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The eBay Win
1999 Classic: The Wind
I’m a fan. I’m just blowing through. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Half-Life Game
Why was the teenager obsessed? He spent his flight drawing maps of “Black Mesa” instead of looking at the Grand Canyon. Part of the 50… Read More »1998 Classic: The Half-Life Game
1998 Legacy: The “That ’70s Show” Irony
We’re watching a show about the 70s in the 90s, realizing that the hairstyles haven’t actually improved that much. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “That ’70s Show” Irony
1998 Archive: The Cosmopolitan 2.0
A woman asks for a Cosmo. The bartender says, “Coming right up, Carrie Bradshaw.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski &… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cosmopolitan 2.0
1997 Classic: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer walk into a bar? To sue the owner for a “tripping hazard” on the threshold. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Technicality
1997 Legacy: The My Best Friend’s Wedding Sabotage
Why Julia Roberts? For making a romantic comedy where the lead character is essentially a villain trying to ruin a wedding, and somehow still getting… Read More »1997 Legacy: The My Best Friend’s Wedding Sabotage
1997 Archive: The Blood Pressure
It went up the moment I saw the “Payment Due” sign. The doctor said, “Perfect, the equipment works!” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The Blood Pressure