1998 Classic: The Half-Life Game

Why was the teenager obsessed? He spent his flight drawing maps of “Black Mesa” instead of looking at the Grand Canyon.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »

In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »

Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »

Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »

Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

In 2022, travel returned with a vengeance—literally, as the term ...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »

In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »

Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »

@Nsync_Justin07/27/2013 09:04Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Trinity_Matrix06/04/2015 20:49Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Bill_Ted_Excell01/31/2010 15:27Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Distracted_Boy03/12/2006 21:32Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Prodigy_User_X04/22/1997 16:58Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Tagged_Network06/05/1999 11:27You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!