1999 Classic: The Wind

I’m a fan. I’m just blowing through.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/20/1995 05:42I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Geocities_Neighbor07/20/2011 21:05Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@CRT_Brightness10/15/1997 23:21I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@RoboCop_9009/13/2011 08:29Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Goonies_Never_D11/06/2014 13:32Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@CompuServe_Classic04/13/2008 12:50Premium humor for premium members.

@True_Story_Neil11/05/2003 10:18True story! I was there!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/04/2006 17:57Laughing at the security of my own ribs!