2009 Legacy: The Snuggie
Why did the 2004 family photo look like a cult meeting? Because everyone received a “blanket with sleeves” for an early gift and sat at… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Snuggie
2009 Classic: The Eurofighter Typhoon in Saudi Arabia
Why did they buy it? To prove that “Oil Money” can make a European fighter jet appear in the desert faster than a sandstorm. Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The Eurofighter Typhoon in Saudi Arabia
2009 Archive: The Palm Pre
My husband got the phone that “pebbles.” I told him he’s just throwing rocks at our budget. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Palm Pre
2009 Archive: The G-20 in Pittsburgh
Why Pittsburgh? To show the world that America’s “Industrial Future” now involved very nice parks and a lot of tech startups. Part of the 34… Read More »2009 Archive: The G-20 in Pittsburgh
2009 Legacy: Modern Family (Debut)
Why were the ghosts so “relatable”? Because the mockumentary era arrived, and everyone was looking into an invisible camera after their relatives said something embarrassing.… Read More »2009 Legacy: Modern Family (Debut)
2008 Classic: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout… Read More »2008 Classic: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
2008 Classic: The Wii Fit Phase
Why was the boss standing on a white board in his office? He was “working on his balance” during a conference call. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Wii Fit Phase
2008 Classic: The Bryan Cranston Shock
Why did the dad from Malcolm in the Middle win Best Actor? Because no one expected a man in his underwear in the middle of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Bryan Cranston Shock
2008 Legacy: High School Musical 3
Why were they “Senior Year”-ing? Because in 2008, Zac Efron finally looked old enough to realize that basketball and musicals are a difficult career combo.… Read More »2008 Legacy: High School Musical 3
2008 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Toxic Asset Retainer”? Because the client was broke, but the lawyer still wanted the house. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Retainer Fee