The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout of the coffee hour forever.
Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
But you have heard of this joke!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
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