2018 Classic: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the game lore. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
2018 Archive: Mission
Impossible – Fallout: Why did Henry Cavill “reload” his arms? Because in 2018, a mustache and a bathroom fight were the most action-packed things in cinema.… Read More »2018 Archive: Mission
2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2018 Pivot” into a 32GB stick. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
2016 Legacy: The Damn Daniel Fan
“Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white bulbs!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Damn Daniel Fan
2015 Archive: The Launch of the “Sustainable Development Goals” (SDGs)
Why are there 17 of them? Because “Ending Poverty” was too short, and they wanted to make sure they had enough goals to last until… Read More »2015 Archive: The Launch of the “Sustainable Development Goals” (SDGs)
2015 Archive: The Parks and Recreation Goodbye
Why no big wins? Because Leslie Knope’s ultimate dream was to serve the people, not collect trophies (though she definitely had a binder ready). Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Parks and Recreation Goodbye
2015 Archive: The Fetty Wap “Trap Queen” Arrival
Why the “1738”? For the man who dominated the summer with a catchy sung-rap style that had everyone talking about their partner in the kitchen.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Fetty Wap “Trap Queen” Arrival
2014 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under… Read More »2014 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
2013 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the series finale. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified