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2013 Archive: The Gareth Bale to Real Madrid

Why was Tottenham so rich? Because they sold Bale for €100 million, a world record that made people wonder if his left foot was actually made of solid gold.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X01/08/2002 13:24Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Home_Alone_Kevin06/17/2014 21:44Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/31/2011 01:52That still only counts as one laugh!
@Blade_Runner_201902/19/2006 19:54All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@MTV_Unplugged07/31/1998 05:55Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/15/2007 12:56Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@CatDog_Alone02/09/2001 14:05One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Breakfast_Club_B07/19/2006 10:05Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

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