Why was Tottenham so rich? Because they sold Bale for €100 million, a world record that made people wonder if his left foot was actually made of solid gold.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
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The Referee Vision
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The Basketball Height
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That still only counts as one laugh!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.