The parish financial committee meeting happening in a hybrid format, which completely locks up for ten minutes because the parish secretary’s laptop microphone creates a… Read More »2022 Archive: The Hybrid Board Zoom Freeze
Why did the manager bring a “Sink” to the 2023 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Letting the new ideas sink in” and that he’s… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Final 2022 Task
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken was “Twitter-famous” and he wanted a 20% management fee. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Last Word
Why Nicolas Cage? For a movie where he just wants his pig back, proving that “Quiet Cage” is actually more intimidating than “Crazy Cage.” Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Pig Solitude
I’m “rising” with the inflation. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Why was everyone asking “What’s your big three?” Because 2021 was the year we let the stars decide if we were allowed to be annoying… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Zodiac Sign” Debate
A guy asks the bartender for advice on his love life. The bartender says, “I’m a barman, not Otis. Drink your beer.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Sex Education
Why did the employee say he was “always available”? Because his desk is now 3 feet from his bed, and his boss knows it. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Working From Home” Myth
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 41… Read More »2019 Archive: The CD
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The Dwayne
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