2013 Vintage: The Blurred Lines
A guy starts whistling the tune to “Blurred Lines.” The bartender says, “I know you want it, but I’m cutting you off because your vision… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Blurred Lines
2013 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the series finale. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2012 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2011 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2011 Legacy: The “Season of the Witch” Hair
Why Nic Cage? For the most confusing medieval hairstyle since the actual Middle Ages. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Season of the Witch” Hair
2011 Legacy: The Launch of Twitch
Why were we watching other people play games? Because Justin.tv realized that “eSports” was a real thing and that listening to a guy scream at… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Launch of Twitch
2011 Archive: The “Sexy and I Know It”
LMFAO is wearing speedos and wiggling. I can never un-see the “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.” Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive.… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Sexy and I Know It”
2010 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule
Why was the orchestra so brutal? Because the show was so long that by the end, Jimmy Fallon was considering a musical number about napping.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule
2010 Vintage: The Selfie
She took her first selfie. She complained the camera was “too biased toward her wrinkles” and “not biased enough toward my flaws.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Selfie
2010 Classic: Justin Bieber (Baby)
Why was the “dislike” button invented? Because in 2010, “Baby” became the most watched and most hated video on the planet, proving that “Bieber Fever”… Read More »2010 Classic: Justin Bieber (Baby)