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1995 Archive: AltaVista Search

Why was it the best? Because it actually found things, even if those things were mostly other people’s weird fan pages.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

2004 Vintage: The Launch of Yelp
 Why did we start judging sandwiches? Because someone decided tha...read more »
2004 Legacy: The "Nipplegate" Super Bowl
 Why was everyone talking about a "wardrobe malfunction"? Because...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
 Why was she "A Moment Like This"? Because the first Idol winner ...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the GameCube WaveBird
 Why were we so free? Because Nintendo gave us the first high-qua...read more »
2001 Legacy: The Launch of Mac OS X (Cheetah)
 Why was the dock so shiny? Because Apple moved to a Unix base wi...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition
In 1996, the world officially stopped being flat. Mario leaped in...read more »
2005 Vintage: Fall Out Boy’s “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
 Why was it a "swing"? Because Pete Wentz and his eyeliner taught...read more »
2004 Legacy: World of Warcraft Release
 Why did the outside world become empty? Because Blizzard turned ...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Nintendo DS Launch
 Why did the Game Boy have two screens? Because Nintendo decided ...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of LinkedIn
 Why was the internet getting "professional"? Because someone dec...read more »

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2002 Archive: The Launch of Xbox Live
 Why was the internet suddenly full of shouting? Because Microsof...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of Google Earth
 Why were we "flying" over the planet? Because we spent hours zoo...read more »
32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/20/2004 04:04If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Sidekick_User07/20/2003 19:18Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/10/2009 14:34One joke to rule them all!
@Binary_Boy07/15/2003 03:1401001000 01000001 (HA!).
@CatDog_Alone03/21/2009 12:19One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/24/2013 00:27Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan01/12/2004 10:31Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Android_Bot_9902/12/1999 04:21Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Selfie_King_0511/12/2009 12:01Taking a photo of me laughing!

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