She took her first selfie. She complained the camera was “too biased toward her wrinkles” and “not biased enough toward my flaws.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2022 Archive: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has "more drive" than I do.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Word... read more »
She says the Dyson has "more drive" than I do.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Word... read more »
2. 2013 Classic: The Facebook Invitation
She’s sent me 400 Candy Crush lives. I haven't accepted one. Now she’s accusing me of "digital n... read more »
She’s sent me 400 Candy Crush lives. I haven't accepted one. Now she’s accusing me of "digital n... read more »
3. 1997 Vintage: The Cloning
They cloned a sheep in 1997. My mother-in-law is terrified they’ll clone me; she says one versio... read more »
They cloned a sheep in 1997. My mother-in-law is terrified they’ll clone me; she says one versio... read more »
4. 2015 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 58 Mother-in... read more »
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 58 Mother-in... read more »
5. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing…
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. read more »
6. 1997 Vintage: The Wedding
She watches our wedding video and fast-forwards to the part where she’s crying. She says it’s th... read more »
She watches our wedding video and fast-forwards to the part where she’s crying. She says it’s th... read more »
7. 2024 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of "2025 Failures" for me.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
She’s already making a list of "2025 Failures" for me.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
8. 2018 Legacy: The Radio
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
9. 2003 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s affecting the local tides.Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
Her luggage is so heavy it’s affecting the local tides.Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
10. 2018 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his birdbath was "encouraging the wrong kind of pigeons."Part of the 57 Mo... read more »
She told the neighbor his birdbath was "encouraging the wrong kind of pigeons."Part of the 57 Mo... read more »
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