Why was it still failing? Because it was a boat that wanted to be a tank, and in 2007, it ended up being an “Expensive… Read More »2007 Vintage: The EFV (Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle) Delays
Her voice is from the 60s, her style is from a comic book, and her talent is from another planet. Part of the 62 Observational… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Rehab” Amy Winehouse
Why was “McLovin” the most popular name in 2007? Because Fogell proved that a fake ID from Hawaii and a vest were all you needed… Read More »2007 Legacy: Superbad
The church intern accidentally freezing the main office computer with a catastrophic digital virus while trying to find a legal download of a popular contemporary… Read More »2006 Classic: The LimeWire Desktop Meltdown
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2006 Player 2! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Tank
Why did the intern show up to the corporate retreat? He heard there would be free crab cakes and he’s been watching too much Owen… Read More »2005 Classic: The Wedding Crashers Quote
I’m “reflecting” on why I’m poking people online. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the show so colorful? Because Baz Luhrmann convinced the Academy that more glitter equals more talent. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Moulin Rouge!” Vibe
“Why is our relationship like a Nickelback song?” “Because everyone else hates it, but for some reason, we keep playing it on repeat.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Nickelback Hate
I wish I could do “Bullet Time” every time my boss asks me for a status report. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Max Payne Slow-Mo
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