2001 Archive: The Max Payne Slow-Mo

I wish I could do “Bullet Time” every time my boss asks me for a status report.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

They’re "Mega" now. They have superpowers. They are officially u...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye10/16/2014 00:05Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Kazaa_Leecher03/08/2010 00:16I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Donny_V_ShutUp01/25/2010 06:48Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Breakfast_Club_B11/17/2013 13:18Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Fat_Bastard_Get03/15/2005 15:11Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Chain_Mail_Hater10/26/2007 17:37I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!