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2023 Legacy: The Kenergy Memo

Why was the sales lead so confident despite no sales? He told the board he has “High Kenergy,” and apparently, in 2023, that’s a valid substitute for a profit margin.

Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Vision Pro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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