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2008 Vintage: The Retainer Fee

 Why did the lawyer call it a “Toxic Asset Retainer”? Because the client was broke, but the lawyer still wanted the house.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/25/2012 18:05There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Cyber_Traveler08/25/1999 18:17Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Pikachu_Fan_8811/24/1997 16:39Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/02/2005 08:36I am crying... with laughter!
@G_I_Joe_Real08/14/1996 14:09And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

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