2004 Vintage: The Mars Opportunity Rover
Why was it a “marathon runner”? Because it landed on Mars for a 90-day mission and decided to stay for 15 years, proving that robots… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Mars Opportunity Rover
2004 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Bookmark
2004 Legacy: The Digital Footprint
Why did the lawyer wear “Incognito” glasses? He was afraid his own search history would be used against him in court. Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Digital Footprint
2004 Vintage: The Keisha Castle-Hughes Nod
Why was the 13-year-old nominated? To make everyone else in the room feel like they’ve wasted their entire adult lives. Part of the 40 Oscars… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Keisha Castle-Hughes Nod
2002 Archive: The Best Animated Feature Debut
Why did Shrek beat Monsters, Inc.? Because the Academy decided that “All Star” by Smash Mouth is a better anthem for the new millennium than… Read More »2002 Archive: The Best Animated Feature Debut
2001 Classic: The 2001 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because Tom Green proved that if you make something bad enough and have a sense of humor about it, the… Read More »2001 Classic: The 2001 Final Razzie Vibe
2000 Legacy: The Number
I’m a statistician. I’m just “counting” on a raise. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Glitch
I told her she’s like the Y2K bug. A lot of buildup, a lot of stress, and in the end, she’s still just sitting there… Read More »2000 Archive: The Glitch
2000 Archive: The “It’s Gonna Be Me”
Justin Timberlake’s hair looks like ramen noodles, but we all still want to be him. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition… Read More »2000 Archive: The “It’s Gonna Be Me”
2000 Legacy: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my voicemail! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Leaf