2014 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital archives. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
The group of eighth graders who showed up to school wearing oversized vintage fur coats they bought at a garage sale for five dollars to… Read More »2013 Archive: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
2013 Vintage: Frozen (Hype)
Why were there so many Elsas on the street? Because every girl in the world decided to “Let It Go” at the exact same time,… Read More »2013 Vintage: Frozen (Hype)
2013 Legacy: The “Stay” Rihanna
She’s in a bathtub again. Rihanna is officially the most hydrated person in the music industry. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Stay” Rihanna
2012 Classic: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bit
2011 Archive: The Royal Wedding Hype
I woke up at 4 AM to watch a woman walk down an aisle in London. I don’t know her, but I’ve spent three hours… Read More »2011 Archive: The Royal Wedding Hype
2011 Classic: The “Honey Badger Don’t Care” Video
Why was he so crazy? Because a narrator named Randall taught us that the honey badger is the most fearless (and disgusting) animal in the… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Honey Badger Don’t Care” Video
2011 Legacy: The Transformers
Dark of the Moon Fan: One, but the bulb is a secret weapon hidden on the moon. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 –… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Transformers
2011 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 1366×768 still here? Because the “HD” dream was still a “720p” reality for most office workers. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
2010 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why George Lopez for three different movies? For being the Razzies’ go-to guy whenever a movie needs a loud, unnecessary sidekick. Part of the 32… Read More »2010 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up