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1995 Vintage: The Mall Rat

 “Is there a Claire’s in this dark room?”

Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown03/21/1998 10:12My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/30/2011 13:40Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Campus_King01/25/2015 09:47The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Pirate_Bay_9906/10/1995 22:24Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Old_School_Frank06/13/2011 12:46We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Friday_Rebecca11/27/2013 12:11Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob04/14/1999 22:18The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Frag_Master_9907/18/1996 13:52Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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