2019 Classic: The Waiting Room
The magazines are from 2019. There’s an article about “How to stay healthy in 2020.” I started reading it, but a mysterious shiver went down… Read More »2019 Classic: The Waiting Room
2018 Archive: The “Chain Migration” Debate
Why was the President against it? Because he realized that if “Family Members” kept coming, he might eventually have to invite his own in-laws to… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Chain Migration” Debate
2017 Classic: The Launch of “FaceApp”
Why did everyone look 80 years old? Because we all gave a Russian app access to our faces just to see what we’d look like… Read More »2017 Classic: The Launch of “FaceApp”
2017 Legacy: The Pharmacist
“Is this pill ‘Smart’?” “It has a microchip that tells me if you’ve been lying about taking it.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pharmacist
2017 Archive: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new feed. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
Why did Linus Sandgren win? For making that six-minute opening traffic jam look like a choreographed dream. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
2016 Classic: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Classic: The Empty Wallet
2016 Legacy: The Blair Witch (2016)
“We’re going back into the woods!” “Why? Did you drop your phone in 1999 and just remembered?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Blair Witch (2016)
2016 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
2014 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital archives. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified