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2017 Classic: The Launch of “FaceApp”

 Why did everyone look 80 years old? Because we all gave a Russian app access to our faces just to see what we’d look like in 40 years (spoiler: tired).

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/18/2010 04:14I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Angelfire_User07/16/1999 13:26Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@SpiceGirls_Fan10/19/1999 17:36Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@MP3_Encoder08/15/2004 05:08128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@American_Psycho_P07/29/2014 05:06I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Bebo_Lover_0509/25/2012 13:39Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Second_Life_Avy09/02/2009 15:21In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Clans_Leader_9902/12/2011 00:46Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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