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2018 Archive: The “Chain Migration” Debate

Why was the President against it? Because he realized that if “Family Members” kept coming, he might eventually have to invite his own in-laws to a state dinner.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz06/22/1998 12:20To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Scream_Ghostface01/28/2002 02:39Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei11/09/2002 22:40You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/01/2006 16:13You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@iPhone_User_0706/21/1996 14:26There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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