2020 Classic: The Palm Springs Time Loop

I’m living the same day over and over again. Oh wait, that’s just the movie. No, wait, that’s my life too.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/04/2015 14:54I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@StarWars_Nerd07/27/2004 23:16The farce is strong with this one!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/17/2013 08:23I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@MTV_Unplugged12/18/2012 00:27Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Bad_Luck_Brian09/12/2008 02:22Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Animated_Mail_G04/24/2013 06:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/31/2005 07:23I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Epic_Fail_Guy10/06/2015 10:25This joke is an Epic Win!