1998 Classic: The iMac G3 Glow
Apple made a computer that looks like a giant blue jolly rancher, and suddenly my beige tower looks like a filing cabinet from the 1950s.… Read More »1998 Classic: The iMac G3 Glow
1997 Classic: The Jack Dawson (Titanic)
One, but he’ll let the bulb have the whole ladder while he freezes in the dark. “I’ll never let go, Light!” Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Classic: The Jack Dawson (Titanic)
1997 Archive: The Insurance Logic
“Is this covered?” “Only if it happens on a Tuesday during a full moon while you’re wearing a blue shirt.” Part of the 42 Doctor… Read More »1997 Archive: The Insurance Logic
1996 Classic: The Window AC Unit Rumble
The pastor pausing his sermon every ten minutes to let the massive, rattling window air conditioner unit finish its loud cooling cycle. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Window AC Unit Rumble
1996 Vintage: The Sound Editing Mystery
Why did Braveheart win? Because “Swords Hitting Each Other” is the official favorite sound of the Academy’s technical branch. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Sound Editing Mystery
1996 Vintage: The Plug-and-Play
Why did the computer catch fire? It was more “Plug-and-Pray” than “Plug-and-Play.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The Frank Bruno vs. Mike Tyson
Why was the fight so short? Because Frank Bruno entered as a British hero and left as a guy who just got hit by a… Read More »1996 Classic: The Frank Bruno vs. Mike Tyson
1996 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Shortcut
Why did the accountant smile? He discovered “Ctrl+C” and “Ctrl+V.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The O.J. Simpson Trial Distraction
Why were the 1995 BBQ conversations so intense? Because you couldn’t eat a hot dog without someone bringing up their “expert” legal opinion on the… Read More »1995 Classic: The O.J. Simpson Trial Distraction
1995 Vintage: The Mall Rat
“Is there a Claire’s in this dark room?” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified