1996 Vintage: The Goldfish
“I bought a goldfish and named it ‘Wife’.” “Why?” “Because every time I come home, its mouth is moving but I can’t hear a word… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Goldfish
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Logic
Why were the aliens in 1996 so bad at IT? Because after traveling across the galaxy, they got defeated by Jeff Goldblum and a 1995… Read More »1996 Archive: The Independence Day Logic
1995 Classic: The Hobby
She started scrapbooking. Now I can’t find the dining room table under all the glitter and stickers. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Hobby
1995 Archive: Pocahontas
Why did Disney fans have a “Colours of the Wind” Christmas? Because the soundtrack was the only thing capable of drowning out the sound of… Read More »1995 Archive: Pocahontas
1995 Legacy: AOL “You’ve Got Mail”
Why did Santa stop using the chimney? Because in 1995, he preferred the sound of “You’ve Got Mail” over “Ho Ho Ho.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: AOL “You’ve Got Mail”
1995 Classic: The “Clueless” Movie
Why was “As if!” the only response? Because Cher Horowitz taught us that being “clueless” was actually a very sophisticated social strategy. Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Clueless” Movie
1995 Legacy: The Heat Face-off
Why Al Pacino and Robert De Niro? For a movie that promised a legendary showdown but delivered two guys sitting in a diner talking like… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Heat Face-off
1995 Vintage: The Evidence Room
Why did the lawyer put his sandwich in the evidence locker? To make sure no one could “discover” his lunch. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Evidence Room
1995 Classic: The Israeli “Arrow” Missile Test
Why were they shooting down missiles? To prove that the “Star Wars” dream was alive, as long as you have enough sensors and a very… Read More »1995 Classic: The Israeli “Arrow” Missile Test