2006 Classic: The Wordle Prequel
My wife is obsessed with “Sudoku” in the newspaper. I told her it’s just math for people who hate themselves. Part of the 66 Marriage… Read More »2006 Classic: The Wordle Prequel
2005 Archive: The Lost Season 2
Why were tourists in the jungle looking for bunkers? Because “The Hatch” made every manhole cover look like a gateway to a mystery. Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Lost Season 2
2004 Archive: The Podcasting Launch
Why did the lawyer start a podcast? To hear himself talk for an hour without a judge saying “Move on, counselor.” Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Archive: The Podcasting Launch
2003 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Election
Why was the kitchen “terminated”? Because after Arnie became the “Governator,” Dad refused to leave the room without saying, “I’ll be back… for seconds.” [1]… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Election
2003 Classic: The Da Vinci Code (Book Mania)
Why was the ghost looking for symbols in the soup? Because Dan Brown had everyone convinced that the Holy Grail was hidden in a museum… Read More »2003 Classic: The Da Vinci Code (Book Mania)
2003 Vintage: Love Actually
Why were there so many British people? Because in 2003, Hugh Grant and Bill Nighy convinced us that Christmas was just a series of awkward… Read More »2003 Vintage: Love Actually
2003 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the comments. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: Best Score Soundtrack
Why The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring? Because Howard Shore’s music is the only thing more epic than the movie itself.… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Score Soundtrack
2002 Legacy: The 2002 Ending
A guy leaves and says, “Next year, I’m getting a phone that takes videos!” The bartender says, “And I’m getting a raise. We’re both dreamers.”… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Ending
2002 Vintage: The Glenn Close Appearance
Why was she there? To remind everyone that she is still the “Queen of Nominations” who is just waiting for her turn. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Glenn Close Appearance