2013 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a weekend screening of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2013 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2012 Vintage: “Binders Full of Women”
Why did Mitt Romney’s comment become a meme? Because it reminded voters that in 2012, some politicians still thought “diversity” was something you could organize… Read More »2012 Vintage: “Binders Full of Women”
2012 Legacy: The Claire Danes “Cry Face”
Why did she win? Because nobody does a convincing nervous breakdown while solving international spy riddles better than she does. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Claire Danes “Cry Face”
2011 Legacy: The Mouse “Multi-touch”
Why was the designer “swiping” his mouse? Because Apple made a mouse with no buttons and he’s been lost ever since. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Mouse “Multi-touch”
2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding (William & Kate)
Why did 2 billion people watch a wedding in London? Because after years of financial crisis, the world needed a break to look at a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding (William & Kate)
2011 Legacy: The “Global Hawk” to Japan
Why after the Tsunami? To prove that a spy drone can also be a “Humanitarian” drone, as long as it gets to take high-res photos.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Global Hawk” to Japan
2011 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
2009 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on the last ten years. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The 3D Glasses
Why did the traveler look like a bug? Because he kept forgetting to take off his 3D glasses after watching Avatar on the plane. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 3D Glasses