2020 Legacy: The Last Dance Mention
Why did the Jordan doc win? Because it was the only thing we all watched in April while pretending we still cared about sports. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Last Dance Mention
2020 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2020 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2019 Classic: The Andy Ruiz Jr. Upset
Why was Anthony Joshua staring at the ceiling? Because a late-replacement fighter who loved Snickers bars knocked out the heavyweight king, proving that you should… Read More »2019 Classic: The Andy Ruiz Jr. Upset
2019 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2019 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
2019 Legacy: The Death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Why was the dog the hero of the story? Because “Conan” the Belgian Malinois proved that a well-trained pup is more effective at ending a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
2019 Archive: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
Why 120fps? To make the “Impact” look like a cinematic masterpiece for the taxpayers. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force &… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
2018 Vintage: The “Maximum Pressure” Campaign
Why was it called that? Because it’s the same feeling you get when your phone battery is at 1% and you’re trying to finish a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Maximum Pressure” Campaign
2018 Archive: The “Information Operations” Bot-Nets
Why were they so loud in 2018? To prove that a 140-character “Tweet” can cause more “Force Displacement” than a battalion of tanks. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Information Operations” Bot-Nets
2018 Archive: The Idles “Joy as an Act of Resistance”
Why the punk shouting? For the British band proving that being vulnerable, kind, and extremely loud was the new way to be a rock star.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Idles “Joy as an Act of Resistance”