1999 Archive: The Millennium

I’m a time traveler. I’ll see you in the next century!

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

@BBS_Sysop10/27/2001 04:33Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Shrek_Donkey06/30/2001 08:54And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Dark_Knight_Joker10/25/2015 19:51Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/03/2003 18:27The Dude abides... this joke.

@Tina_Eat_Food02/03/2012 12:49Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Netscape_Now_B08/13/2011 13:43I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran07/17/2010 20:12Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Maplestory_Kid10/04/2008 09:58@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Deal_With_It_G10/16/2008 03:15Deal with it. This is gold.