2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
“I’m mining for diamonds!” “Mine for some motivation to clean the garage, Steve. The blocks can wait.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
2024 Vintage: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2024 potential. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Instagram “Meta AI” Button
A lawyer sued the button for “interrupting his scrolling with unsolicited legal advice.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Instagram “Meta AI” Button
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says, “He’s cute, but he can’t drink here.” Part of the 58 Bar… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
2024 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my AI agent says there’s traffic! Part of the 49… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Cargo
2023 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why “The Heart Part 5”? (Kendrick again. At this point, the Academy should just name the category after him). Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2023 Vintage: Best Rap Song
2023 Vintage: The “Tube Girl” Fan
One, but they have to do it while dancing confidently on the subway. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Tube Girl” Fan
2022 Archive: The Nicole Kidman “Reaction” Meme
Why was her face so famous? Because she looked exactly like everyone at home when the slap happened. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The Nicole Kidman “Reaction” Meme
2021 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
“Classic, like a vinyl record in a digital world.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Evergreen Ship (Suez Canal)
Why was the gravy so late? Because Dad claimed the gravy boat got stuck sideways in the kitchen doorway, blocking all traffic between the stove… Read More »2021 Archive: The Evergreen Ship (Suez Canal)