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1995 Classic: The Israeli “Arrow” Missile Test

Why were they shooting down missiles? To prove that the “Star Wars” dream was alive, as long as you have enough sensors and a very fast computer.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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