2017 Legacy: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my face ID setup. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: Kendrick Lamar – “Humble”
Why was the dinner so modest? Because Kendrick told us all to “sit down” and “be humble,” even if we just got the last piece… Read More »2017 Classic: Kendrick Lamar – “Humble”
2016 Archive: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my rare catches to strangers. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 58… Read More »2016 Classic: The CD
2016 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2016 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2016 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Lemonade”
Why was she holding a baseball bat? Because she released a visual album that taught us all about “Becky with the good hair” and why… Read More »2016 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Lemonade”
2016 Classic: The iPhone “Jet Black”
Why was the boss’s phone covered in fingerprints? Because he bought the shiny version that looked like a piano but scratched if you looked at… Read More »2016 Classic: The iPhone “Jet Black”
2015 Legacy: The “Shia LaBeouf” Motivation
Why was the nephew screaming “JUST DO IT!” in the mirror? Because the green-screen video convinced him that his dreams were only one aggressive shout… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Shia LaBeouf” Motivation
2015 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (LITENING)
Why the upgrade? To see the “Confusion” in Syria with enough clarity to distinguish between five different groups that all hate each other. Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (LITENING)
2014 Legacy: The White Russian
“The Dude is eternal, even in the era of 4K.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition… Read More »2014 Legacy: The White Russian