Why were the aliens in 1996 so bad at IT? Because after traveling across the galaxy, they got defeated by Jeff Goldblum and a 1995 Apple PowerBook with a dial-up connection.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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