2008 Classic: The Dark Knight Date
A guy paints his face like the Joker and asks his wife, “Why so serious?” She looks at the unpaid bills on the table and… Read More »2008 Classic: The Dark Knight Date
2008 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the flat-screen TV? Because he proved the marriage was “statutorily blurred” beyond repair. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2008 Legacy: The 30 Rock Dominance
Why did it win Best Comedy again? Because Tina Fey made being a high-functioning, snack-obsessed mess the most prestigious job in show business. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The 30 Rock Dominance
2008 Vintage: The In Bruges Guilt
Why Colin Farrell? For proving that being a hitman in Belgium is the most depressing and hilarious vacation you can ever take. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The In Bruges Guilt
2008 Legacy: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” about the sequel. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Lady Gaga “Just Dance” Arrival
Why the disco stick? Because Gaga appeared out of nowhere to save pop music from its boring phase, bringing back high-concept art, theatrical outfits, and… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Lady Gaga “Just Dance” Arrival
2008 Vintage: The “Better in Time”
More Leona Lewis. She’s very patient about the healing process of a broken heart. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Better in Time”
2007 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2007 Archive: The Mad Men Lunch
“I’m going for a 3-martini lunch.” “You work at a daycare, Steve. No you’re not.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total… Read More »2007 Archive: The Mad Men Lunch
2007 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Burning Crusade”
Why was the IT department in “Outland”? Because the server was stable, and the boss was a Level 70 Paladin. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Burning Crusade”