The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that might fade if exposed to direct sunlight.
Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic
A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition
In 2025, church life was navigating an era of hyper-connectivity ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.