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2019 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click

A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball shoes before passing the collection plate.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/27/2006 04:15Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@PowerRanger_Red11/20/1995 01:22It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@SpiceGirls_Fan07/14/2010 13:26Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan01/06/2001 10:00Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@First_World_P08/30/1999 13:39My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Bebo_Lover_0507/11/2006 05:35Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/01/2009 07:02Not bad. Not bad at all.

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