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2011 Legacy: The “Global Hawk” to Japan

Why after the Tsunami? To prove that a spy drone can also be a “Humanitarian” drone, as long as it gets to take high-res photos.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord04/10/2010 06:24Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Bill_Nye_Fan10/04/1997 08:21Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Beanie_Campbell06/30/2013 08:21True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Friday_Rebecca04/22/2001 11:19Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Blink_Tag_User04/01/2015 19:15<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Lag_Victim_0103/28/2002 00:09I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Boxxy_Queen05/01/2014 17:12I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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