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2003 Vintage: The Scroll

 I’m “rolling” through the comments.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_T80006/02/2002 02:10I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Full_House_Michelle04/11/2010 02:24You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Pirate_Bay_9903/22/1996 09:45Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Beavis_Cornholio11/17/2014 20:06I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Pedro_For_Pres07/30/2003 19:18Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Bad_Luck_Brian05/14/2012 05:47Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

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