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1996 Vintage: The Goldfish

 “I bought a goldfish and named it ‘Wife’.” “Why?” “Because every time I come home, its mouth is moving but I can’t hear a word it’s saying.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Blue06/05/2009 08:41Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Baywatch_Runner05/10/1995 13:40Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/04/1998 07:04Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Banner_Exchange08/22/2006 19:01Click my banner for more laughs!
@Excite_User_9708/11/2011 01:30This site is very exciting!
@Anonymous_User02/03/2014 22:00We are many. We are laughing.

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