1999 Vintage: The Alt-Tab Pro
Why did the worker’s fingers move so fast? He was switching from “MineSweeper” to “Project Plan” in 0.2 seconds. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Alt-Tab Pro
1999 Archive: The Rivaldo Ballon d’Or
Why was Barcelona so flashy? Because Rivaldo was scoring overhead kicks from outside the box just because he was bored with regular goals. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Rivaldo Ballon d’Or
1998 Archive: The “Nothing” Legacy
Why the Seinfeld jokes? Because even when they weren’t nominated, the show loomed over the room like a giant, puffy shirt. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Nothing” Legacy
1998 Vintage: The WordArt Overload
Opening the weekly Sunday announcement packet and finding the phrase “HOLY WEEK” rendered in a multi-colored, metallic, 3D rainbow arc that takes up half the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The WordArt Overload
1998 Vintage: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “Y2K bug.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Bug
1997 Archive: The Mars Attacks! Vibe
After that movie, I can’t look at a Chihuahua without wondering if it’s an intergalactic spy. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Archive: The Mars Attacks! Vibe
1997 Classic: The Hanson
If I hear “MMMBop” one more time, I’m moving into the garage. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Hanson
1997 Archive: The King of the Hill Debut
Why was it nominated? For proving that a man talking about propane and propane accessories is surprisingly poetic. Part of the 34 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »1997 Archive: The King of the Hill Debut
1996 Classic: The Broken Pencil
Why did the dad give his son a broken pencil? To show him that life can be “pointless.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Broken Pencil
1995 Vintage: The First Day
What is the first thing a lawyer does after waking up? Checks the obituaries for potential “clients.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The First Day