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1999 Archive: The Rivaldo Ballon d’Or

Why was Barcelona so flashy? Because Rivaldo was scoring overhead kicks from outside the box just because he was bored with regular goals.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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